DD was born William Tilton Fartswallower.
DD eats whole chickens to appease the heathen god that dwells in his lower bowls.
DD cheats on his taxes by claiming Fox Mulder as a dependant. The IRS knows it’s a lie but they are fans of the show.
DD thinks that you are attractive.
DD is naked right now.
DD thinks all of his thoughts in the form of a question.
DD is known as the Kirate Kidd in the lower part of lower Manhattan.
DD snores in French.
DD has the ability to leap a tall building in a single bound but lacks the desire.
DD’s favorite book is the script for Waiting for Guffman.
DD has figured out and forgotten a single page answer to Fermat’s Last Theorem twice.
DD has traveled to the gates of Hell 3 times to retrieve a beloved hacky sack from the stomach of a deceased pet.
Everyone in the city of Ann Arbor, Michigan has a poster of DD in their bathroom closet.
The lead singer for Counting Crows eats the same thing that DD does every Thursday night. They communicate this via carrier pigeon a week ahead of time.
Cleveland claims that DD would move there if he weren’t allergic to carnations.
Many different bodies have housed the soul of DD over the past 62 weeks.
Charlton Hesston wrote a book of ballads about DD.
Rose O’Donnell is allergic to DD unless he is wearing a pair of Hanes tighty whities.
DD chews tobacco users.
DD was once so hungry that he ate the tail end of a skunk.
DD is the time and season for love… woooo.
DD is known in India as David Duchovny.
He is also known as that in Cleveland.
DD eats Chia-Pets with Sprite at 3:30 every Wednesday as a tribute to Tom Selleck.
DD has moved in with his long-time girlfriend and well know alien, Gorkiala.
DD feet grow a quarter of an inch every time Brad and Angelina adopt a child.
During The Battle of Hastings in 1066 there is little to no record of DD involvement.
DD is Spartacus.
DD fought for his right to party and won.
DD smells of elderberries.
DD cannot be outside in sunlight during the month of July while a right hander is pitching on the east coast for an American League team or he will die.
DD is svelt. No word on what svelt is.
DD has talked with the animals, learned there languages. He even has an animal degree. He studied elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle, Alligator, guinea pig, and flea.
Every year a daisy grows from DD right nipple.